AND I WILL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE, BASED ON YOUR BLOG.
In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.
This has eleven thousand notes in under twelve hours. My followers have multiplied twentyfold. A fic has been written about me and my goddamn shopping cart. Why. Why does a tiny shopping cart instill such passion in the hearts of bloggers
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“what is homestuck?” my friend asks curiously
“this” i say, showing them this post
guess who’s back
I am so glad this is back
WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS HERE YET
tall people = the enemy
can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there
I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t even know til its too late
one of your favorite celebrities could be masturbating right now